Lyrics:

Crystal Balls:

Baby I can be your fortune teller you can rub my crystal ball
Baby I can be your fortune teller you can rub my crystal ball
Crystal ball
Crystal ball
Crystal ball

Baby we can learn astrology and study the positions of celestial bodies Baby I can give a good palm reading baby I wanna hold your hands
I wanna hold your hands
I wanna hold your hands
I wanna hold your hands
I wanna hold your wow!!!

Alectromancy, Bibliomancy, Cleromancy, Demonomancy
Enoptromancy, Felidomancy, Gastromancy, and Hippomancy
These are the ABC’s of fortune-telling
Ichthyomancy, what's a J mancy, Kephalomancy, Lithomancy
Come on baby let me give you a reading
Meteoromancy, Necromancy, Oneiromancy, Pyromancy
Hmmmmm, Rhabdomancy
Only 8 more letters to go!
Sciomancy, Taromancy, awe forget it
U,V,W, and X, Y Z

Baby I can be your fortune teller you can rub my crystal ball
Baby I can be your fortune teller you can rub my crystal ball
Crystal ball
Crystal ball
Crystal ball

Hidden Agendas:

It came from outer space with three eyes and bat wings
The size of human beings a real ugly thing
Nasty nasty
Skeletal black or something like that
All I know it was real wack, word
Almost gave me a heart attack when I first saw it I was like
What the hell is that, aaaah
I watched it fall from the skies in a flaming laser satellite
I knew something ain't right
So I hopped in my truck
It was real late at night
Had to see what was going on with my own sight
Might just be a hero...or maybe just dumb
All I know it was just me, my dog, and my shot gun

Damn for reals

I made it to its secret base deep in a cave
Saw its hideous face but had to brave
It was steaming hot in there and smelled like rotten eggs
This was like some shit monster with wings and some legs and I couldn't look away
But hey, I think it was trying to control my mind so I had to runaway as it sprayed
Flying lobster like injecto-pods, I thank the gods I'm here today
Shit
Hidden agendas

The Thing That Should Not Be:

Footsteps coming closer, there's a red moon up above
I'm walking faster but it isn't fast enough
Faster....

I didn't heed the warnings and I didn't read the signs
I shoulda left that stupid Ouija board for someone else to find
Now it's coming after me...the thing that should not be
Yeah it's coming after me...the thing that should not be

I grabbed my phone in desperation, tried to make a call
But there wasn't any signal, there was nothing there at all
Nothing....

I didn't heed the warnings and I didn't read the signs
I shoulda left that stupid Ouija board for someone else to find
Now it's coming after me....the thing that should not be
Yeah it's coming after me....the thing that should not be

I didn't heed the warnings and I didn't read the signs
I shoulda left that stupid Ouija board for someone else to find
I stumbled on a secret that was buried with the dead
Now my blood is running colder and there's voices in my head

Now it's coming after me....the thing that should not be
Now it's coming after me....the thing that should not be

I'm walking faster but it isn't fast enough....

Time Travelers:

Time travelin’
Unravelin’
The space continuum
Race me through the 4th dimension
And I will win you son
Swinging through history like a pendulum

Watch my clock run
As i jet through the millenniums
Hanging with prehistoric women
Saving a devastated future civilization
In my time traveling creation
It’s a revelation
And i’m a scientific sensation
The first to be
Folding time like origami
They call me
General relativity
With my side kick
The quantum mechanic
Did I mention together we be
Working closed loops as I sample the 4th dimension on my MPC
I’m on that
Now you see me now you don’t
Got wormholes to boast
Space is like my compost
Portaling from past to present
Like i was just going coast to coast
They say I’m a most
Stable genius and this time everyone means this
As I dream this, scheme this
Fearless plot
Nothing can go wrong
Cause I got
The mad brains to attain

Time travelin’
Unravelin’ the space continuum
Swinging through history like a pendulum
Yea
Swinging

The Claw:

Watch out everyone body
There’s a brand new dance and it’s coming your way
Watch out everyone body
There’s a brand new dance
There’s a brand new dance

It’s called the claw
It’s called the claw
Here comes the claw
Better watch out for the claw

Do the hide
Or just do the slide
Better watch out for the creep
Do the block
Or just do the walk
Better watch out for the sneak

First you lay down low
Lay down low
Is that so as low you can go
I said to get real low

Cause here comes the claw
Here comes the claw
Here comes the claw
Better watch out for that claw

Do the claw now do the claw
Grippy claw, grabby claw,
I gotta claw now you gotta claw
Tickley claw, icky claw

Grab em from the left and squeeze them from the right
If they try to get away
Then hold on to them tight
Squeeze em from the left and grab them from the right
Were all gonna do the claw now
Throughout the day and night

Everyman For Himself:

Yo
I’ll grab the drugs and you grab all the cash
Then we’ll hop on our bikes and make the dash
We got the lighting on our chests like flash
Make it fast like Gorden when transporting the stash
Hash from morocco, cannabis from mexico through texas
We be runnin this
Meet you in east LA for breakfast
Before we head to Memphis
Check It
Smoke a J with Elvis at the front gates of Grace Land
Mind gets lifted like a space man
Bad Astronauts flying high above this musical wasteland
Fuck your 9 to 5, we survive off this contraband
We bought a black TransAm
Slinging OZ sacks passed from hand to hand
Made a grand as planned
Then we had to disband
When our ride got stollen at a newsstand in the heartland
Every man for himself
Gotta find a safe place to ditch the wealth
Reassemble like Avengers when the heat is just on simmer